do not call Ze Frank’s techniques for dealing with telemarketers. “2. In an outrageously excited tone: ‘Thank god you called!!!’ Explain that an online psychic told you that your future lover would randomly call disguised as an asshole.” (P.S. What is your power move?)
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June28
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Having your girlfriend (or any female friend) bounce on the bed, making orgasmic screams and moans, and telling the telemarketer “I’m gonna have to call ya back” seems to work, too. It gives them a little entertainment, too. They probably hate calling you as much as you hate them calling.