Swirlee

Wikipedia: List of fictional birds Wikipedia’s lists are a source of endless amusement. They’ve got ones for fictional dinosaurs, fictional elephants, fictional worms, and more.

Possibly Drunk Pelican Hits Windshield “A California brown pelican probably was intoxicated by a naturally occurring toxin found in algae blooms when she hit the car on the Pacific Coast Highway in Orange County Thursday, wildlife officials said.” (Thanks, Tom!)