Swirlee

“If you die in Canada, you die in real life!” — xkcd

Communicating badly and then acting smug when you’re mistunderstood is not cleverness.” — xkcd

“Oh man, you and everyone in earshot are gonna love the first five seconds of this song!” — xkcd

“I just want silly and entertaining on command now and then.” — xkcd, “Quirky Girls”